WWE RAW WTF Moments (28 October) | Lana Accuses Rusev Of Cheating On Her?!

WWE RAW WTF Moments (28 October) | Lana Accuses Rusev Of Cheating On Her?!


[Music] rusev wanted sex in the morning rusev wanted sex in the afternoon rusev wanted sex in the evening rusev wanted sex in the kitchen rusev wanted sex in the arena rusev wanted sex down the doctor’s office rusev wanted sex in the mock room somewhere else at WrestleMania receptive sex at it we learned last night on Raw happy rousseff day [Music] Dunphy yeah a WTF second main roster show in a row and second time one of the opening shots off the show had a cold a holic sign front and center from seal 99 plays thank you to seal 99 plays and also a big thanks to Brian D Knox for his efforts next time you go to a show take a sign with you I should say it by the way if you knew I’m rushin cut the holiday off common you are now is sexual wanker pheasants that rousseff stuff really threw me so next up we have a very concerned yet a very angry in the face he’s always so angry in the face when he is speaking words Vic Joseph said that he would not want to be Jerry the King Lawler because Jerry the King Lawler at the end of last night’s Raw but after stand in the middle of rusev and Lana I mean that’s fair enough dick I wouldn’t want to be Jerry the King Lawler either but then Jerry reply to Vic’s concern there by saying I think it’s gonna be funner puppies etc and this is in the air mm but I was left asking after Jerry said that there Jerry what sort of sociopath are you these are real human beings in a real life really real conflict there’s a bloody marriage on the line here Jerry and you’re saying it’s gonna be fun you’re a sick bastard Rosie and Kylie Shane is no longer a pirate even though who here still says pirate princess on the buck but I left asking Kairi if you’re a real pirate where’s your pirates hat and where’s your little wheel you not real pirates as their transition into full diddler in the Coquihalla crestland podcasts enter the word and none other is complete so if that’s the case WWE why on earth did a kabuki warrior still have their god-awful mashed up theme with Kyra’s pirate half still there that would be like 1997 cane coming out of the sound of a dentist drill it’s a different gimmicks just change month it’s not quite that dramatic we know what I mean and I’m doing it I’m making the Kabuki warriors turning on Paige a bona fide WTF moment because be honest with you I had no idea that Paige was still managing the Kabuki warning so many times we’ve seen Oscar and carry on Raw in recent times in each time Paige has not been there which leaves one question of course boys and girls and that of course has to be as I destroy my soul even more hey what are you doing I’m blind deck I’m blind and I’ve got to talk about this is well first of all WWE what the hell is that and second of all what kind of an unstable mental list quite frankly do you have to be to dip it near a wallet and buy a t-shirt that says that and then put that t-shirt on your body and walk around in public in it where other people and strangers will see you wearing that thing and third of all of course what a week to release laughing there what with Saudi Arabia being a thing and this week’s Raw falling on the first anniversary of the evolution pay-per-view at pay-per-view they didn’t continue proven it was just a token gesture to the ladies in the midst of last year Saudi Arabia sure last autumn I wish the whole Jordan Myles thing kicking off as well what’s a time to release a t-shirt that says that WWE world portraits on Becky Lynch and those dickheads that WWE Universe know by it because I’m evil and they’re stupid that’s what Vince was probably seen but getting the bin willya he might want to see a doctor about that one like and next up I’m questioning why Kyra same word girl for a buck fist like she did when if she just cocked her arm a little bit more she could have hit the single most devastating move in professional wrestling history in MMA history in any kind of combat history Chris Jericho’s Judas effect just asked the likes of Kenny Omega Adam hangman Page many world-class professional wrestlers when they got twatted upside the head by Chris Jericho’s wrinkly elbow they had Judas said Judas in their minds what a bummer so last night we saw what will be looked back on in the history books as they say Louis Screwjob because Kyrie st. did knocked up before referee John cone was for the Bell the kind of pirate but not really a pirate was flailing her arms about like Nicky cross is really funny WWE two kids want the entrance if you’ve seen it you know and for some reason referee John cone called for the Bell first of all he’s got it against big Paulie pastor Baron Corbin and now Kyrie sin and next up we have deal man who was inching ever closer to get his own thing I just need to find the time to have Richard to edit it we’re all very busy men now this 25 wrestling shows every single week to review you know as he claimed their body bloody Murthy is set aflame and galosh reckons that Raw is the land of opportunity after body and deals opinion thrived in the old land of opportunity which was called 2:05 life so first of all I think do you need to look up the word opportunity in the dictionary because 205 life while the Louds put the heart and soul in the wind had fantastic matches that’s more barren than Corbin and also of course as we all know Smackdown live between the years of 2016 and 2019 that was the land of opportunity because Shane McMahon who of course was is Stiller will always be he’ll be the best professional wrestler in the world he said it was dinner before he took every single piece and opportunity wrestlers with bona fide talent like bode Murphy should have been having instead of him any sweaty forehead forehead so the street profits took about 25 minutes to dance their way through the crowd into the ring they said some words without seeing anything of any notes and then they left what was the point ricochet needs a new neck so he does or maybe just maybe he has one of those necks made from slinky the dog from Toy Story or the material used to make Stretch Armstrong that stuff you know either way that being the result of an RKO deserves a bonafide I’ve said that word far too many times in this video already oh how am i ee w either the raw tag-team champions for chrissake we know who they are by now now in my eyes squash matches were always put on for wrestlers who are fighting their feet in a new gimmick all introducing themselves to the Derby duel universe but not only other Viking raiders one of the best and most traveled tag teams of the last ten years that also the current reigning and defending raw tag team champions Buchan them in matches like that it’s just piss and lazy and pisses me off quite frankly so much that I’ll tell threatened to do something I won’t ever do no less than eight meaningless squash matches were onto now for the Viking raiders on Murray Night Raw we don’t need anymore we want some war I’m a poet and that didn’t realize those words would rhyme when I put them together but they did so that’s good ask me about one thing I did not expect to see during last night’s short and I would have told you I did not expect to see a float and Kevin Nash fed while Kevin Nash was dressed it was on Allison but I did see it it’s their Sin Cara right did the old trampoline over the top rope thing even though it was made 10 times harder by caliber olena being on the apron ting he didn’t even diss the key shoulder or anything like that and if that’s not WTF moment I do not know what is boys and girls because last week I saw a video of WWE 2k 20 taking the piss out of Sin Cara and that entrance and 2k 20 not only of taking the piss out of everybody in that game but at it and the peace out everybody who played the thing as well so Sin Cara said Karolina the graphic said Karolina Jerry Lawler said Catalina and a real name is Catalina I’m confused now you sit down and next up we have big victory of claiming that Charlotte Flair has never ever ever ever ever teamed with Natalia she has Vic Natalia’s words not mine they teamed together on NXT TV apparently according to Google back in 2013 and 2014 and in 2015 both of them teamed with Becky Lynch all and all Natalya and Charlotte Flair feel on the same side and tag-team matches no less than 10 times during that Derby three Korea’s winning seven of those matches so there you go Vic and next we have deal Martin who is inching closer but is being saved by the hands of time he claims at the I iconic sore the longest reigning woman’s tag team champions in WWE history and because of that they are legit that’s like me standing right here right now telling you that I can do a cartwheel because way back when I was 10 years of age I did a cartwheel once and because that thing happened a very long time ago and it wasn’t very monumental I’m legit I’m a legit cartwheel er but I’m not I can’t do one I’ll break my neck so Seth Rollins was once again on Raw fancy he’s got a lot on his plate I’ve been to the pissing thing that they tell me carry and put too much on and we were supposed to be sympathetic apparently but then Seth ruins himself in the same promo went on to ask himself why the hell did he accept this much with a massive ginger tree on Raw just three days before he’s going to war against the fiend in Saudi Arabia in a match that cannot end for no reason remember can it end for no reason that’s a double negative do you remember when Seth Rollins was the architect he was the modern-day Triple H because he thought about things more than other wrestlers but now he’s is impulsive as I am in Costco what a place Seth man just settle the piss down will you and think about things you reckless idiot whoa whoa whoa whoa that thing there says that much cannot be stopped for any reason whatsoever so why was several and saying on this week’s Raw the only way to end the fiend is the beat the fiend in Saudi Arabia why would a pinfall or submission and that much when that is the very stipulation forget about how long the self stipulation still count in my mind how on earth are you Seth go to beat Bray Wyatt if nothing can end that much insert obvious joke here about beating him off and next up we have big old Alistair black who claims that the definition of madness is to do the same thing time and time again but to expect a different result that’s insanity isn’t it madness is a bit different that’s in my mind at least I might be talking bollocks I don’t know let me know but if that’s the case Alistair block why are you sitting in a dark room every single piece in week you fool and it would have thought it who Berto is actually Dale the brother of Pete Gus and then all of a sudden we found ourselves in the main event segment of the night which makes me believe I’ve missed a few WTF moments to be honest with you we’ve shocked ground us predictions today I’ve shot a long episode of straight to hell today I’ve been a bit pressed for time so I should rambled on shit hurry up but we learned that Lana left rusev and shacked up with Bobby lastly because rusev only wants to have sex with her his relationship with Lana was just about his needs Lana felt that rusev just wanted to put a bear inside of her Wamba and that’s even though Lana has been in an on-screen relationship this has been seen by people all over the world Lana where there’s been nothing more than sexual innuendo I’ve written a few down here which is on the massage table saying ooh a lark it deeper oof rusev was never that good Oh shagged me hard it bother you big ball busters then we had Bobby st. Lorna had needs that rusev couldn’t fulfill this this relationship whatever this is this relationship let’s call it a relationship has add more sexual content than bloody porn up I mean I saw her here I’ve never been on what the kids called the poor yet she’s there saying that might be my beautiful and pure Bay and spirit animal is a sex addict when she’s left him clearly judging by what we’ve heard just to get a kook adult scene 2 by Bobby run up being funny boys and girls Lana and rusev in my humble opinion took the absolute garbage that was the concept of that main event segment from last night’s Raw and they knocked it out the park Lana believed every single word she said and delivered it with some sort of conviction rusev had facial expressions that belonged on Coronation Street that they said everything to do with rusev and Lana and Bobby is garbage but those two performances were sensational and that’s going to be a WTF moment and then Lana claimed that my beautiful of pure bin spirit animal rusev has been cheating on her well she has been cheating on him with Bobby Lashley because and I quote yes of course Bobby Lashley told me of course I believe Bobby Lashley he always tells the truth but that well-known trail about Bobby Lashley he always tells the truth remember when Bobby Lashley said his sisters would tie him up and leave him in a field and beat him with a broom ah but if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life Lana is that you never believed a man who has different colored eyebrows to the hair on his head and considering bobby lashley doesn’t have any eyebrows whatsoever i think he might be the least trustworthy man alive today take that knowledge with you and run for a young woman but in the midst of that main event segment I was asking how look he is John Coon the Jim Ross no longer works for WWE because cast your mind back to the year 2001 Jim Ross did not like white socks our Steven Richard and then we’ve got the the slightly confusing WTF moment in the midst of the garbage place the concept of Barbie and Lana and rusev rusev one second is seen but Lana I still love you next second he’s got his wedding ring off and shouldn’t it down Bobby lost his throat all it took was an attack from Bobby Lashley which rusev must have worked out was coming anyway it all happened really quickly you should have ditched her off a long time ago and I think I’ve just about covered all of the main bitch from that hot garbage yet wonderfully active main event segment but I have to end this WTF moments video with a questioner who on earth working backstage for doobly-doo Lee we woke up a Monday morning and thought themselves are I’m gonna book this bit on Raw right where rusev is going to get two shots to the knackers he will then be laying in agony on the floor where I’m gonna have Bobby Lashley and Lana straddle his corpse and start kissing kissing hard yes I’ve answered your question Vince McMahon you’re a dirty old pervert and that’s it for you WTF moments thanks for watching let us know what you think in the comments below you can follow us on Twitter after cult are hollow you can find us on facebook at facebook.com forward slash gold holic and if you enjoy what we do here at cut the holic you can play so our patreon page patreon.com/lenguin [Music]

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